Please critique my Craigslist ad again

[yogiintraining]

Hi Harlan,

Well, my ad got one response, and when I called the guy he never called back. I don't know if he was for real or not.

This is the ad that I listed. Any more suggestions? Thanks in advance, Karen



The Secret to A Healthier You!

LOSE WEIGHT
DE-STRESS
TONE YOUR BODY
IMPROVE YOUR FLEXIBILITY
GAIN BETTER BALANCE
IMPROVE YOUR POSTURE
RELEIVE INSOMNIA
BECOME MORE PEACEFUL
These are just a few of the benefits that I can help you to achieve.

OFFICE WORKERS - If you sit hunched over a computer all day or maybe you are a dentist/dental hygienist hunched over patients, you may have tight chest & shoulder muscles that could benefit from stretching. Maybe your hands are cramped from holding instruments. Stretching of the hands will be of benefit.

Maybe you are a RUNNER and have tight hamstrings. We can work on stretching them out to balance your quadriceps.

If you are PREGNANT, we can work on stretching the hips for easier delivery. And focus on breathing techniques to ease the tension during delivery. We can continue on after delivery to tighten up your muscles and get you ready to move back into a regular exercise routine. To take care of others you first need to take care of yourself.

SENIOR CITIZENS can benefit from stretching, breathing, and strength building and balance exercises.

GOLFERS can benefit from stretching tight muscles and building up weaker muscles to help you achieve a better game. Improve your concentration by learning how to breathe more efficiently.

No matter what shape your body is, no matter what age you are. It doesn